During a parliamentary debate on the latest UK economic projections, David Cameron tells Ed Balls that he better “check himself” before he “wrecks himself”.

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David Cameron furthers his new policy of G -entrification by posing with Rhymefest. Next week he will be improving his ink with a fetching teardrop tattoo.

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Curious to see how bulletproof the Governator really is, David Cameron signals the MET sniper unit to open fire.

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David Cameron’s new solution to cutting the cost of the welfare state - machine gunning the poor - meets with mixed reactions.

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Gary Lineker is too afraid of being arrested to tell David Cameron that “in football, you use your feet”.

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David Cameron realises that he has forgotten to let Nick Clegg out for a walk this morning. One more mess in the No.10 drawing room and he might just have to put him down.

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David Cameron could never stand the foul stench of incompetence. He rarely let’s go of his nose in the company of Vince Cable.

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Tim tries in vain to remind David Cameron that there is no “i” in “team”.

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On a state visit, David Cameron explains his latest plans for the NHS to Barack Obama.

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David Cameron often uses telepathy to try and seduce Caroline Spelman.         “Come to my sofa of sin, Caroline. You know you want to. Don’t fight it. There’s plenty of room…”.

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